Michael Steven Haley

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What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Reading from dusk till dawn then sleeping until noon.
What is your greatest fear?
Being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Lack of empathy.
Which living person do you most admire?
Bill Gates.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Paying it forward.
What is your current state of mind?
Filling out this questionnaire. Self–reflection.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
On what occasion do you lie?
After I realize someone cannot handle the truth.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Whenever I need a shower, shave and a haircut.
Which living person do you most despise?
Love your enemies.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
“May I ask you something?”
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My mother.
When and where were you happiest?
Swimming, skiing or cycling creates the best memories.
Which talent would you most like to have?
The ability to be at two or more places simultaneously.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
The ability to fly or breathe underwater.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Traveling throughout much of the world.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A polyglot.
Where would you most like to live?
Any place with access to uncensored, reliable gigabit internet.
What is your most treasured possessions?
My music and photograph collection.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
What is your favorite occupation?
Any work that involves taking extremely good care of the customer while being well–taken care of by the shareholder.
What is your most marked characteristic?
Being raised a dandelion child.
What do you most value in your friends?
Never needing to explain anything.
Who are your favorite writers?
Who is your hero of fiction?
James Bond.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Who are your heroes in real life?
Male: Dr. Gary Alter, Sir Richard Branson, Jim Carrey, J.D. Jakes, Rabbi Daniel Lapin, Dr. Gabor Maté, Will Smith, Eddie Vedder
Female: all my grandmothers and my girlfriend.
What are your favorite names?
Great names that make your mouth feel good when you say them.
What is it that you most dislike?
Pain from grief.
What is your greatest regret?
Not realizing sooner in life that I don’t have enough time.
How would you like to die?
In my sleep dreaming something beautiful.
What is your motto?
“Done is better than perfect.”